Game of Thrones: The Complete Series

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What makes a “great” television drama?  “Great” is a largely meaningless term.  There are dramas that are well written, but not particularly influential.  There are dramas that are influential, but not particularly well written.  Then there is the cream of the crop, the dramas that are both well written and influential.  While it is impossible to assess how influential a show will be two days after its series finale, I’m confident that Game of Thrones will fit squarely in the category of influential, but not particularly well written.

Was it well-written at times?  Absolutely – especially when it stuck closely to its source material, George R.R. Martin’s “A Song of Ice and Fire.”  There were many times the writing was bad during the last two seasons, and there were times that the writing was as bad, if not worse, throughout the series.  Examples include Daenerys’ visit to Qarth, anything involving Ramsey Snow, violence against women that did not happen in the source material, the mustache-twirling villains of Craster’s Keep, Arya’s layover in Braavos, and Jaime’s misadventures in Dorne.  Theon Greyjoy, for instance, spent most of the series in a poorly written subplot, so his demise in the final season does not deeply resonate despite the fact that Alfie Allen has been in the main credits since the very first episode.

The rushed and sloppily written final two seasons may be the show’s most obvious writing failure at the moment, but let’s not forget that the show constantly underwhelmed in its depiction of one of the most compelling characters in the source material, Jon Snow.  While Kit Harrington’s portrayal of Snow has proven popular, the book version of Jon Snow is one of the smartest and emotionally complex characters in the entire series.  The show, on the other hand, often portrayed Snow as well-meaning, but dull and not very bright.

So yeah, Game of Thrones is flawed.  But it is also pushed the technical boundaries of the medium of television drama further than any series that came before. Game of Thrones has given us hundreds of unforgettable images, from the birth of the dragons to the knighting of Brienne of Tarth.  When I think of Game of Thrones, I won’t always think about how Daenerys’ heel turn at the end was sloppily written, but I will remember images, such as the one of Jon and Ygritte looking out from the top of The Wall.

I can reasonably predict that Game of Thrones will be more influential as a technical achievement than anything else.  The way it handled a sprawling story that took place over a decade, over two massive continents, with hundreds of characters will be a text that creators will look at when designing their own equally ambitious television series.  Game of Thrones proved that no series is “unfilmable,” and that may be its most important legacy.

I can’t quite “rank” Game of Thrones yet, but as of right now I would not put it in the same league as The Wire or Mad Men because of its inconsistent, and sometimes outright bad, writing.  A better comparison would be The West Wing.  The West Wing pushed the boundaries of technical achievement in television, not with dragons and white walkers, but by demonstrating a cinematic, “lived-in” feel that still resonates in the industry.  Like Game of Thrones, The West Wing is a rewarding show on the second or third viewing.  Also, like Game of Thrones, The West Wing suffered from poor writing, especially during its final seasons, which resulted in an ending that felt disappointing and failed to resonate as deeply as it could have.

In conclusion, Game of Thrones gets an A+ for technical achievement, but a C+ for writing.  That said, here are some of my favorite moments from Game of Thrones:

  • The Battle of Hardhome: A scene loaded with unforgettable images, not just the iconic “Night King raises the dead” scene.
  • Jon and Ygritte climb The Wall: One of the few times the show did justice to a Jon Snow plotline from the books.
  • Daenerys burns Astapor: This reads differently in retrospect – not so much a moment of triumph as an ominous harbinger of things to come.
  • The Hound eats your chicken: Game of Thrones could be really funny at times, especially when it partnered interesting characters together, like Arya and the Hound.
  • Arya reunites with Nymeria: the last two seasons were flawed, but Arya’s moment of clarity when reuniting with her lost direwolf was a highlight.
  • Tyrion’s “trial by combat” at the Vale: with great dialogue and our introduction to the Bronn/Tyrion friendship, this was an early highlight.
  • Oberyn Martell’s introduction: sometimes Game of Thrones brought in new characters slowly, sometimes it introduced them by showing you exactly who they were and what they were about.
  • “No true king ever needs to say, I am the king:” man, Charles Dance was great as Tywin Lannister, wasn’t he?
  • Battle at the Wall tracking shot: you know which one I’m talking about.
  • “And you will know the debt is paid:” anytime Peter Dinklage and Lena Headey shared a scene it was pure gold.

That’s a wrap on the final season of Game of Thrones!  Thanks for reading!

© 2019 D.G. McCabe

Game of Thrones FINAL Power Rankings (Season 8, Episode 6)

Before I get into this week’s Power Rankings, I’d like to thank all of my loyal readers for viewing these articles. They were never in-depth, but I hope they provided a fun moment or two of distraction on Monday mornings since I started writing them in Season 4.

Now. For this final-final Power Rankings, we’re ranking everybody!

1. House Stark

Bran rules the south, Sansa rules the North, Arya sails the seven seas, and Jon retires with his buddies (more on him later). Bran is the very first narrative chapter in a Song of Ice and Fire, so if he’s to use his magical powers for the good of the Realm, it will nicely bookend the story. Sansa, meanwhile, still has her ironclad alliances with Houses Tully and Arryn. While some may be jealous of the North’s independence (see Greyjoy, Yara), Sansa is capable enough to keep the North self-sufficient and at peace. As for Arya, she’s always been an adventurer, if anyone can discover what’s west of Westeros, she can.

2. The Wildlings

Ygritte gave Jon Snow a taste of what real freedom is, which is something worth living for – a purpose. That’s important, since Jon’s central purpose became saving humanity from certain doom, and he achieved that purpose. I can think of no more fitting resolution to his story than riding out into the sunset to live out his days in the North – the Real North – with Tormund, Ghost, and whomever else he might come across. The whole “let’s send him to the Wall” was a head fake. Jon never intended to re-join the Night’s Watch, and no one cares if he does or not. The show never did justice to his character, and I look forward to reading about how he really reaches his ending and gets his well-deserved freedom.

3. House Lannister

Tyrion is House Lannister now. That’s good for both House Lannister and the Realm at large. I thought Tyrion’s story resolved a bit too neatly, but the show has always been very much pro-Tyrion since Peter Dinklage got top billing starting in Season 2. I assume there is someone managing the Westerlands on Tyrion’s behalf, but the show cut out or killed most of his relations, so we’re left in the dark as to who that might be.

4. House Arryn

Robin Arryn comported himself well at the big council at the Dragonpit. If his character arc took him from creepy child to reasonably well-adjusted adult, that’s very interesting.

5. House Baratheon

Whomever Gendry gets to be his lady will be far happier in that role than Arya Stark. Other than getting his heart broken, Gendry really did well for himself, especially considering where he started. Good for him.

6. House Martell

The show did a poor job depicting the Dornish after Oberyn Martell got squeezed out of the show. Even so, the Dornish came out of the last wars relatively unscathed. I also assume given how, ahem, prolific the Martell clan has been in the realm of reproduction over the years, it’s safe to say that the new “Prince of Dorne” is probably a Martell.

7. House Tully

Edmure is still alive. Still alive so he can get dunked on by Sansa!

8. House Greyjoy

Yara is firmly in control of the Iron Islands, but with a depleted force, she’s probably the weakest ruler of a “Great House” left. She didn’t get the independence Daenerys promised her, and there doesn’t seem to be anything she can do to change that.

9. The Night’s Watch

And now their watch is ended. Well, except as an excuse to send Jon Snow north to hang with his best pals Tormund and Ghost.

10. House Targaryen

The dragons are gone now. Jon was never a Targaryen, despite whomever his real father may have been – he’s Ned Stark’s son. That means that the Targaryens are truly no more.

11. The Hound

The Hound should have taken his own advice. The Mountain was a dead man walking anyway, so by insisting on killing his brother himself, the Hound rendered his journey pointless.

12. The Dothraki

I assume they went home with the Unsullied. Or they’re on the bottom of a lake somewhere.

13. The Meereenese

Man, I hope Daario ended up being a capable administrator, or the entirety of Slaver’s Bay is completely in chaos right about now. I wish they would have made that clear on the show, since it would have helped sell Daenerys’ heel turn in the last season.

14. House Tyrell

The Tyrells are dead and gone. Now there is only House Bron. All hail Bron!

15. House Bolton

Absolutely no one misses these dirtbags.

16. The Sparrows

Or these creepy fanatics.

17. The White Walkers

And finally, last and least, the guys who were really just one guy who got killed pretty easily when it comes down to it.

Also receiving votes: “I like living;” “You never @!#!$ a bear!”; “Oh are you master of grammar now too?”; “This is my cat, Ser Pounce!”; “I’m going to eat every chicken in this place!”; “Where are my dragons!?!”; “You know nothing, Jon Snow;” “The man who passes the sentence swings the sword;” the Moon Door, the Great Hall of Winterfell, sexposition, pointless nudity, and eight years of living in George R.R. Martin’s playground.

(c) D.G. McCabe

Later this week: Game of Thrones: The Complete Series

Game of Thrones Power Rankings, Season 8, Episode 5

The penultimate episode of Game of Thrones! I know, I know, the writing has devolved into self-parody, the character beats are no longer earned, and the show can’t escape the feeling that everything is rushed. Thinkpiece after thinkpiece after bloody thinkpiece online has been written about all of that. Clickbait all. Speaking of clickbait – Power Rankings!

1. House Targaryen (Last Week, #3)

The show didn’t execute Daenerys’ heel turn with enough nuance to be fully effective, but I don’t think anyone should be that surprised. She’s been threatening to lay waste to cities since season one, she is a hardcore Dothraki fan girl (and a fan of all the murderous pillaging that goes along with it), and she has brutalized her perceived enemies regardless of their guilt or innocence. Most of her empathetic qualities were brought out by the likes of Jorah, Barristan, Missandei, Irri, or Daario, who are no longer by her side. The “genetic madness” thing doesn’t really compute, but Daenerys has already proven that she can be barbarously vicious. Forget burning, remember that time she left two people to suffocate to death in an empty vault? I can imagine that Daenerys concluded that if she burnt King’s Landing to the ground, no one would dare oppose her again. “If I look back now, I am lost,” she often thinks to herself in the books. Guess what? She’s lost.

2. House Stark (Last Week, #2)

The Starks are still alive, which is not nothing this late in the story. Arya’s storyline this week fully redeemed the clunkiness in Daenerys’. The Starks can go one of two ways. They could plot to kill Daenerys (and hope Bran can warg a dragon – fat chance – the show-version of Bran is useless). In the alternative, they could just deal with her being queen, and hope she stays the hell away from the North.

3. The Hound (Last Week, Not Ranked)

Hooray for Clegane-Bowl! I think that was about as exciting and interesting as we were going to get with those two meatheads wailing on each other. At least the Hound got to go out in a blaze of glory.

4. The Dothraki (Last Week, NR)

People complain about “plot armor” on the internet vis-a-vis the main characters of Game of Thrones, but what about these guys? Like, well, everyone, I thought they were all dead after the Battle of Winterfell. Now there’s enough of them to sack King’s Landing? C’mon.

5. House Greyjoy (Last Week, #4)

Yara wins offscreen! Now about that promise Daenerys made to make the Iron Islands independent….

6. House Lannister (Last Week, #1)

I brought back Tyrion’s personal “House Lannister in Exile” sigil this week. For now the rains weep over their halls with no one there to hear….

Also receiving votes: House Baratheon, House Tully, House Martell, House Arryn, the amazing and fireproof Ser Pounce, budget Shadowfax, and hope that George R.R. Martin can finish writing the books to fix some of this clunky nonsense.

(c) 2019 D.G. McCabe

Game of Thrones Power Rankings, Season 8, Episode 4

So, what happens next? Bringing a massive undertaking like Game of Thrones to a conclusion should be like turning an aircraft carrier, but it feels like someone is trying to turn a Jeep. The pacing felt a bit more natural during the first three episodes of this season, but last season’s sprint seems to have returned this week. The show could have used a few more episodes – but you can largely blame showbiz logistics for that. Anyway, enough about the pacing, it’s Power Rankings time!

1. House Lannister

Cersei still controls the Iron Throne, but it appears not much else outside of King’s Landing. Her main enemy is like the pacing of the show lately – rushing full speed ahead in an ill-advised and reckless fashion. Plus she has a ton of nasty crossbows, human shields, and fresh troops.

2. House Stark

Sansa is the only one pointing out the obvious – Daenerys is moving too fast. Bran must be feeling pretty useless right about now too, although I can’t imagine he’ll be this pointless in the books. Arya is on a mission to finish her hit list, though. Who knows? Maybe the “Hero of Winterfell” ends up on the Iron Throne.

3. House Targaryen

Daenerys’ potential heel turn doesn’t feel earned at this point. Besides, she’s down to one injured dragon and a few dozen troops. If it came down to her versus Jon, who’s still around to support her? Still, one injured dragon keeps her in power, and high up the power rankings, for now.

4. House Greyjoy

As predicted last week, Yara took back the Iron Islands off screen. This feels like the last we might hear from her.

5. House Baratheon

Poor Gendry. Given a lordship, but rejected too. He’s still alive though, so that’s not nothing.

6. The Free Folk

Speaking of still alive! Now plus one Ghost! I must admit, sending Ghost with Tormund feels more like the show trying to save CGI money than anything story-related.

7. House Martell

There’s a new prince in Dorne! Hopefully he’s more like book-Doran than show-Doran.

8. House Bron?

There’s not enough time left to delve into this subplot too deeply. Bron is getting Highgarden, accept it. And yes, I know that’s House Tyrell’s sigil, suggestions on what House Bron’s sigil should be are welcome.

Also receiving votes: House Arryn, House Tully, the Dothraki, disembodied flying head of Ser Pounce, copious drinking, and HBO Go.

(C) 2019 D.G. McCabe

Game of Thrones Power Rankings, Season 8, Episode 1

A cold wind comes from the north. That’s a bit of an understatement, right? The revised opening credits emphasize that the doom of this world approaches. Anyway, let’s get right into the power rankings.

1. The White Walkers (Pre-Season, #1)

Yeah, these guys aren’t going anywhere for a while on the Rankings. This being Game of Thrones, there’s a decent chance that everyone dies, and the Others win. There might be actual riots in the street, but it could happen.

2. House Lannister (Pre-Season, #4)

CGI money doesn’t grow on trees, so no elephants. Pachyderms or no, there’s a lot of space between the Dead and Cersei, and for that reason, she’s in better shape than her enemies. Good on her for “celebrating” with “eccentric” sea captains.

3. House Stark (Pre-Season, #2)

Lyanna Mormont: We made you king!

Jon: Um, there’s an army coming…

Sansa: Also, your new girlfriend is lame.

Jon: Um, I really don’t think…

Arya: Also, I like Sansa now.

Jon: Um, guys…

Sam: Also, you’re the one, true king!

Bran: THE DEAD ARE COMING! WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF THIS SHIT!

4. House Targaryen (Pre-Season, #3)

Daenerys is usually pretty observant, so she should realize that only Targaryens can typically ride dragons, right? Or maybe she figures her idiot brother was lying about that.

5. House Greyjoy (Pre- Season, #6)

Yara is thinking ahead, and that’s good for her. But with the Dead bearing down on Winterfell, does Theon have time to get there? That part didn’t make much sense.

6. House Arryn (Pre-Season #5)

I guess they’re loyal to…Sansa? I might be done ranking these guys. Despite having one of the largest extant armies, they’ve become inconsequential to the story. Unless someone ends up retreating to the Eyrie, that is.

7. The Night’s Watch (Pre-Season, #7)

The White Walkers looked at what’s left of the Watch, considered adding them to the army of the dead, and concluded, “Nah, we’re good.”

Also receiving votes: grandson of Ser Pounce, Hot Pie, Sam’s library fines, pirate swagger, the continued embrace of pointless nudity, and creepy dragons who like to watch.

(C) 2019 D.G. McCabe

Game of Thrones Season 8 Pre-Season Power Rankings

And we’re back! Seven more power rankings articles ever, well unless the Long Night series is any good. In the meantime, our list of houses and orders to power rank grows thin. Let’s get started!

1. The White Walkers

Oh yeah, everyone is good and screwed now. I doubt the series ends with the ultimate big bad winning, but I also wouldn’t be surprised. On the opposite end of the spectrum, they could be quickly dispensed with, with the last few episodes re-focusing on Cersei as the main antagonist. Most likely, it takes all season to beat them, and only a handful of our heroes make it out alive.

2. House Stark

The Starks have gathered an impressive list of allies to their cause: Brianne of Tarth, The Hound, The Brotherhood Without Banners, the Night’s Watch, Jaime Lannister, the Vale, the Targaryens, and of course a reunified House Stark itself. It won’t be enough to win right away, if at all, but it’s impressive.

3. House Targaryen

For now, Team Daenerys is one and the same with team Jon. This particular alliance has cracks in it, however. We’ll see how the Mother of Titles handles it when she finds out her new beau is actually her nephew, and ahead of her in the line of succession for the Iron Throne.

4. House Lannister

Underestimate Cersei Lannister at your peril. She’s chugging away (flasky, glug, glug motion), behind her high walls, waiting for her mercenaries, and chuckling while the world burns around her. That doesn’t seem threatening, but Cersei is at her most dangerous when she has nothing to lose.

5. House Arryn

For simplicity of narrative, I could see the Vale remaining in the Stark fold. However, the Starks just whacked Lord Robin’s beloved uncle. That may cause problems going forward.

6. House Greyjoy

Reminder: Theon is currently on a quest to rescue his sister. That is all.

7. The Night’s Watch

YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!!!!!

Also receiving votes: a whole bunch of vanquished houses (Martell, Tyrell, Baratheon, Frey, Tully); a whole bunch of people in Essos who don’t matter to the story anymore; son of Ser Pounce; and HBO’s own white walker threat, that is, people cancelling en masse six weeks from Monday.

(C) 2019 D.G. McCabe

Game of Thrones Books vs. Show: Everyone Else

I had initially intended this post to focus on House Lannister.  Then, I thought about it some more and realized that I basically already covered Tyrion, and there was no point on spending a whole post on two characters.  Instead I’ll just wrap up this series, book-ended below with the Lannister twins.  Here’s a Lannister sigil before we get into spoilers:

Jaime Lannister

The show has taken Jaime’s story so far from the books that it’s easy todeclare that none of his story from the show past Season 4 will be in the books at all.  Some elements will probably be in the books, but only as elements, not as full plot threads.  For example, Myrcella is a goner, but Jaime is so far from Dorne right now in the books that he won’t have much to do with that plot.

Does Jaime survive his encounter with Lady Stoneheart?  It seems that he probably will.  Having Stoneheart kill Jaime would be like if the show killed him during the dragon battle this season.  It would make some sense, but there just seems to be more for the character to do.  That’s about the only clue we have from the show.

The Freys

Maybe Arya kills Lord Walder, maybe Lady Stoneheart will.  One way or another the Freys are toast.

The Brotherhood without Banners

Whatever role Beric will play on the show going forward will probably be played by Lady Stoneheart in the books.  Otherwise, Gendry never fell out with the Brotherhood and Thoros is still there.  I could also see the Hound meeting up with them at some point (if he hasn’t already).

Brienne of Tarth

Brienne and Jaime are similar in that the show has moved their characters so far from their book counterparts that it becomes impossible to predict where they go from here.  It seems possible she might survive her Lady Stoneheart encounter because she’s still alive on the show, but when was the last time she actually did much of anything of importance on the show?

House Martell

Doran won’t go down so easily in the books, but he will probably go down.  His behind the scenes manipulation keeps failing.  Additionally, he’s about to throw his lot in with the Mummer’s Dragon – fake Aegon.

House Tyrell

George R.R. Martin has indicated that Loras’ two older brothers, who were written out of the show, have a big role to play in the books.  This would take the Tyrell story in a completely different direction.

Samwell Tarly

The show skipped over Sam’s long travelogue, but in the end, he got to the same destination where he’ll probably end up at in the books:  Winterfell by way of Oldtown.  I don’t see much evidence for any big differences here.

House Greyjoy

Euron is a big, scary bad guy in the books already, but the show has pretty much given him Victarion’s storyline.  The show hasn’t provided us with much evidence for how either of those stories will play out in the books.  Theon and Yara/Asha are captives of Stannis at the moment too, which would be a radical starting point for any of their show adventures since last season.

House Baratheon

Speaking of Stannis, he’s still very much alive in the books.  Ramsey probably defeats him after a time.  Beyond that, it’s hard to say what else happens since show Stannis didn’t bring his family with him to attack Winterfell.

Cersei Lannister

Finally, we have the other big Lannister character still on the board.  While some of the circumstances may be different, Cersei is in the same spot in the books currently that she was at the end of season 5.  Here’s where she goes from here, I think, with one of my bolder predictions.

First, Margaery wins her trial.  Sometime after that, Cersei convinces Tommen to pledge fealty to fake Aegon.  This sets up a coronation scene in the Sept of Baelor where Margaery and MaceTyrell, two of the three Sand Snakes, the High Sparrow, Fake Aegon, and Arianne Martell are all in the same room.  But wait, where are Cersei and Tommen?  That’s when the Sept blows up.  This will be Arianne Martell and/or Jon Connington’s last point of view chapter.

Myrcella and Tommen may die in similar ways that they do on the show, but I think the, “Cersei blows up the Sept and steals the Iron Throne” story plays out more or less the same.  The next question is how Cersei reacts to Daenerys and Jon, and there’s no evidence so far that it’s too far from the books right now.

Anyway those are my Winds of Winter/Dream of Spring predictions based on where we are on the show.

(c) 2017 D.G. McCabe